No really, I totally planned this.

Things I absolutely am not going to do no matter what:

• Dye my hair black and cut it like L’s
• Dye my hair red and cut it like Light’s
• Start picking up my phone using two fingers only and speaking while holding it a foot away from my face
• Come back to LJ just so I can make a poll about whether I should dye my hair black and cut it like L’s
• Write an intelligent academic essay about homosexualiy and Death Note and bondage and how Light is so totally the new Dead Lesbian
• Write a long missive on how much Death Note sucks because it totally does, it totally sucks, but Light is hot, so hot, so very hot, and I am obsessed, because I am not obsessed and I don’t care and I’m not in stupid sucky Death Note fandom
• Write an intelligent academic essay about how Takeshi Obata is a flaming homosexual
• Dye my hair black and cut it like L’s

What I am going to do, absolutely going to do right now:

• Stop looking at Shounen Jump Death Note spreads

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like meat <3’s salt.

this says so much about where my headspace is lately. ♥

in other news, i watched Samurai Champloo this weekend. Loved it. loved it. Read Samurai Champloo fic in all variations of the OT3 today. I think this is the first time I’ve ever actively shipped a trio. But god, they all just love each other so much. I didn’t know that sort of dynamic was irresistible to me, but maybe it is, a little.

Also irresistible to me? Gay serial killers. And stoics with glasses.

And i’m starting to wish my anime kinks weren’t so predictable.

Death Note ficlets. :D

I am having a great-o burrito! day so far, so I thought I would make it even nicer by attempting to post fic here. We will see how that goes.These are both Death Note, Light/L naturally (because I am nothing if not predictable).

A random rave and random bad sex follow. :D

Rating: Hard R for both. NSFW.

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No really, not another post about bump of chicken.

In no particular order, my life since August has consisted of the following things.

1.

As previously mentioned, Sam made me get facebook. It has been an experience. It makes my computer function three times more slowly and makes me spend hours sending my poor blue rabbit Yanagi-chan into coves to fight toxic monsters, where he ultimately loses and I spend the next three days trying to build up enough money to buy myself exotic moccasin socks so I won’t die, which of course means I instantly go into battle and die anyway and have to start all over again. I thought Facebook was about never keeping tabs on all your high school and college friends so you could see what kind of dork lives they’re leading now, but apparently it’s really all about something called Superpoke and letting your friends send you virtual garden gnomes. The internet is so strange.

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This post is emo and long, but at least it’s a post.

I’ve been trying to make a real update to this thing for 2 days and I keep getting sidetracked. I hate the web format of Wordpress, but when I try to write the entry using Semagic I just get stalled because I’m not writing for LJ.  Also I have 50 million pictures to sort through and organize, and when did writing an LJ entry start to feel like so much work?

Today I have no hot water, because apparently the hot water heater in my apartment house is broken.  I have an interview for a job at an international company on Friday and I have every expectation that when I walk in they are going to look at me and go “LOL” and shoo me out again.  If I get it, I keep having the expectation that it means I will have to act like an adult, no more faffing about acting as young as the kids I tutor.  I will have to have a briefcase. I will have to go on business trips. I will have to stop using the word “like” all the time.  No more laughing inappropriately in public places.

 Needless to say, this terrifies me. 

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