No really, I totally planned this.
Things I absolutely am not going to do no matter what:
- Dye my hair black and cut it like L’s
- Dye my hair red and cut it like Light’s
- Start picking up my phone using two fingers only and speaking while holding it a foot away from my face
- Come back to LJ just so I can make a poll about whether I should dye my hair black and cut it like L’s
- Write an intelligent academic essay about homosexualiy and Death Note and bondage and how Light is so totally the new Dead Lesbian
- Write a long missive on how much Death Note sucks because it totally does, it totally sucks, but Light is hot, so hot, so very hot, and I am obsessed, because I am not obsessed and I don’t care and I’m not in stupid sucky Death Note fandom
- Write an intelligent academic essay about how Takeshi Obata is a flaming homosexual
- Dye my hair black and cut it like L’s
What I am going to do, absolutely going to do right now:
- Stop looking at Shounen Jump Death Note spreads
- Go look at apartments for January
- Deposit paycheck
- Come back and upload instrumental / acoustic Tea Party songs for Zoe to listen to because really The Tea Party is love and she must know this and understand how really they have a lot in common with Bump of Chicken, okay, because i said so
- Stop fantasizing about dying my hair black and cutting it like L’s
- Stop fantasizing about writing gay serial killer smut
- Or a sequel to the gay serial killer smut I just wrote
- Or reading Poppy Z Brite just to see how bad gay serial killer smut can actually be
- Or coming back to LJ and making a poll just to query fandom on its opinion of gay serial killers
…oh my god Light is so hot and stupid and pissy and hot and suave and bitchy and incompetent and brilliant and ridiculous and stupid and gay. GO AWAY, DEATH NOTE. I’M NOT GOING TO BE OBSESSED WITH YOU. YOU’RE STUPID AND RIDICULOUS AND AN INSULT TO MY INTELLIGENCE. STOP BEING HOT AND GAY AND STUPID, UGHHHHHHH I HATE YOUR FACE DEATH NOTE. I HATE YOUR STUPID GAY NOT-EVEN-A-REAL-SOCIOPATH FACE.
This is all Jackie’s fault. Fucking Jackie.
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- 11.23.07 / 12pm
- Category:
- i hate anime
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You could come back to LJ under a pseudonym. COME BACK AS ORPHNE; PEOPLE STILL THINK YOU’RE HER ANYWAY!
I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION BAJILLION YEARS BE ABLE TO PULL SOMETHING THAT COOL OFF.
:D you outed yourself! and should clearly just start using your death note journal as your main journal since it is so awesome and has the best icons and fanart and fic and now your whole flist knows it’s you anyway.
also i’m highly confused why the first list is not happening. all of those things sound like good ideas to me, and i have excellent judgment, excellent excellent judgment which leads to excellent dreams…
http://www.easy-poll.com/ ?
You could set up your own poll here? Would that help? :D
Good luck with the new apartment.
Or a sequel to the gay serial killer smut I just wrote
You’re going to stop fantasizing about writing this so you can start writing it, yes? :D
BTW, you’re in fandom once you’ve contributed to it. SO NOW YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR NOT JOINING IN OUR CRACTASTIC MERRIMENT. ALSO, I THINK THERE IS A CL_DN CHAT TONIGHT AT 8, AND YOU SHOULD BE THERE TOO.
PLEASE DO ALL OF THE ABOVE. ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT THE SEQUEL.
You made me obsessed with it again even though I was all NOES I HATE YOU LIGHT DROP DEAD and now… Gah.
I want L hair, too.
(Told you I was gonna stalk, yay.)
DO IT. Dye/cut your hair like L’s, I actually think it might suit you! :D
. . . As for the not-financial parts of your lists. . . *rolls about* LJ tempts you constantly, doesn’t it? XD
(And there does exist worse serial killer smut than Brite. Trust me, I know, and it burned my retinas out. D: D: D: )
What are you doing? Poppy Z. Brite blows.
Well, yes.
But I still want to write gay serial killer fiction. Perhaps if I read her, I would be instantly cured of this desire.
just re-read mirabella’s gay serial killer fic. you know you can’t help it.