3 TOTALLY EPIC H/D FICS I HAVEN’T WRITTEN THIS YEAR:

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Epic Fic #1: The One Where Draco Gets Turned Into A Bunny.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DRACO MALFOY!!!!

holy crap you are THIRTY YEARS OLD <3333333

i guess this just proves all boys grow up, even the ones I want so much to stay fifteen and squabbling and kicking Harry under the table in potions labs forever.

by coincidence, i just watched the cheesiest H/D video on earth and it made me ridiculously happy. i do not think there will ever be another pairing that continually, constantly, gets me in the gut the way this one does. It is like, no matter how far I travel or ramble or roam, H/D is always what I see when I turn back home. Or something. OTP forever.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DRACO <3333333333

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eta: shall we have a Draco-centric recs day? LET'S. :D

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UM.

SO I NEED TO TALK ABOUT BUT I AM NOT SURE IF I CAN MAKE WORDS COME OUT OF MY MOUTH1.

1. I know that logically my brain should not be able to conquer the huge disconnect between this picture and draco malfoy, but just this second all i can think is a thousand beautiful things a thousand beautiful things a thousand beautiful things a thousand beautiful things

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Harry Potter & the Hot-Blooded Prince of Slytherin ™

Have seen Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 3 and 3/4 times now, in theatres. Not counting the skim-throughs of the avi while I screencap moments where Harry and Draco GLARE! At! Each! Other! to show sjkf;asd;j in order to convince her that
a) yes, Harry and Draco are still snarling and angry and obsessed
b) yes, Harry and Draco are still in love
c) yes, Harry Potter and HP fandom and HP canon is still is KIND OF AMAZING AND IT’S OKAY TO LOVE IT

(look, i am telling you, those are some powerful screencaps.)

fine, don’t take my word for it! HERE IS

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“it’s hard to find good h/d writers these days.” – Sam, TheWhiteProphet, on 7/10/2002

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I have been thinking about Harry+Slughorn (NOT ACTUAL SEX OK) since the movie :|

samenashi: now all i can think of is that one fic involving slughorn, and pineapple, and someone’s anus

bookshop: remember marysia’s fic with draco and the cucumber

loftily: I will never forget Harry and the flobberworms

samenashi: ME NEITHER. SOME THINGS CAN NEVER BE ERASED.

I DON’T EVEN CARE, H/D FANDOM REVIVAL PARTY RIGHT HERE.


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MY REVIEW OF HARRY POTTER & THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

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humor my spam, i’m taking a sick day

...and okay so now i’m rereading my five-year-old (jesus, how the time flies) essay on Draco, and getting pissed off at JKR all over again.

Just last night I was lying in bed thinking about the Epilogue. (Shut up, you do it too. Don’t lie.) And thinking about how unfulfilling it was, how in a single lame chapter she managed to sweep under the rug, shortchange, or ignore just about all her primary narrative themes. Now, here I am, re-reading this essay, and wow. It is full of all the faith and confidence I had in the narrative back then, as an HP fan post book-5, clinging to the hope that OOTP was just a giant wtf fluke and that the promise of house unity and getting some seriously badass Slytherins all up in here would be fulfilled by the final two books.

well, THANKS FOR NOTHING, JO. Yes, I liked your final two books. Yes, I still love your stupid amazing universe and the stupid amazing boy who never-actually-directly-defeated-Voldemort. Yes, I will be forever grateful for the Harry/Draco fanfic otherwise known as Half-Blood Prince.

But OH LADY, DID YOU EVER FAIL AT YOUR OBJECTIVE. FAAAAAAIL.

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they should call it YAYkuza!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACO MALFOY. *__*

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